#31: The Boneless Bird Deal
Calling eggs “boneless chicken” is the kind of logic that’s impossible to argue with. Technically correct, hilariously misleading, and just clever enough to catch your eye. For only a few rupees, you too can own a dozen future chickens—currently in their most boneless stage of life.

It’s marketing with a wink. Sure, you expect fillets or nuggets, but instead, you get eggs. Not wrong, just… creative. Whoever wrote the sign knew exactly what they were doing: making shoppers laugh while still making the sale. Because really, who doesn’t want boneless chicken at that price?
