Times When Modern Masculinity Left Women Speechless

This article was originally published on Constative.com

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round and brace yourselves for a wild ride down the rabbit hole of absurdity. We’re talking about men and their online antics – the kind that leaves you scratching your head, rolling your eyes, and wondering if they’re from a different planet. These guys have left a trail of ridiculousness all over the internet. So buckle up, grab your popcorn, and get ready to witness some of the most absurd things men have posted online. We promise you won’t be able to look away.

Your Girl

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this one? This post perfectly encapsulates one of the most terrible aspects of some people: their inability to respect women’s boundaries. Who in their right mind thinks it’s okay to approach someone who clearly isn’t interested? Someone with a lot of audacity, I’ll tell you that.

Newsflash, fellas: women are not objects to be claimed or controlled. So, to answer the question posed in the post: Yes, a woman can say no 1000+ times. And if that seems like too much of a burden for you, then you should take a good hard look at your behavior. 

Source?

This post just screams insecurity and fragility. The fact that someone would need an academic source to believe that women can have thoughts and feelings independent of men is frankly mind-boggling. It’s like they’re so threatened by the idea of women being autonomous beings that they need to be reassured by a peer-reviewed journal article. 

And let’s be real, even if you provided them with a source; they’d probably just dismiss it. It’s mind-blowing how some people really can’t handle the idea of women having their own internal lives. Newsflash, guys; men are not the only ones with thoughts, feelings, and desires!

Bad Test

Can we please retire the whole “sh*t test” concept already? It’s like some people just can’t handle the idea of a woman being intelligent or well-read. This so-called “test” only proves that the guy in question is a pretentious person who thinks he’s better than everyone else because he can read long books.

Reading long books is also not indicative you’re an above-average human being! Did you know there are actually 7 types of intelligence? That’s right! So even if you’re not the world’s greatest bookworm, don’t worry; I’m sure you excel in different categories of life! Let’s stop reducing intelligence to how long someone can read a book for.

Work Out

Oh, dear. Some people can’t resist the urge to comment on women’s bodies, no matter how ridiculous or offensive their opinions may be. This post is a prime example of that. The fact that someone would think that pregnant women are “lazy” for not working out enough is just mind-boggling. 

Pregnancy is already a physically demanding experience, and expecting women to maintain some kind of fitness regimen is unrealistic and unfair. How do these people have no concept of how the human body works? Did they not pass elementary school biology? I have so many questions!