Sarcastic and Clever Signs We Can’t Stop Laughing At

This house put their Halloween policy front and center: “Fursuit = No Candy.” The sign makes it crystal clear—they’re not handing out treats to fully-grown adults showing up in furry costumes. It’s candy for kids, not an open invitation for hobbyists with elaborate animal personas.

It’s a funny but very specific rule, and you just know it’s based on experience. Somewhere along the line, a few unexpected visitors rang the doorbell dressed head-to-toe in fur, and the homeowners decided to draw the line. Lesson learned: if you want candy, keep it classy