#15: Hydration for All (Sort Of)
Some businesses set out water bowls for dogs, but this one added a twist: it’s also available for “short people with low standards.” Equal parts inclusive and savage, the sign gives off the vibe of a friend who roasts you while handing you a drink anyway.

It’s impossible not to laugh at the thought of someone crouching down beside the dog bowl for a sip. Sure, it’s meant for pets, but hey—they promised no judgment. Whether you’ve got four legs or just questionable choices, at least you won’t leave thirsty.
