#17: The Pettiest Boat Name Ever
Some people name their boats after loved ones or poetic inspirations. Others use them as floating therapy sessions. This one? A full-on grudge at sea. “NOW WHO’S THE LOSER, DAD” sails proudly across the hull, turning every marina into a stage for unresolved family drama.

It’s hilariously specific yet universally relatable. Anyone who’s ever wanted to prove a point to their parents can feel the sting behind that paint job. Forget therapy—this captain took their childhood trauma straight to the water and immortalized it on fiberglass. Petty? Absolutely. Effective? You bet.
