Sarcastic and Clever Signs We Can’t Stop Laughing At

Goodbyes can get messy—tears, clinging, dramatic last words. But at this spot, love has a time limit: three minutes max. Anything longer, and you’re holding up traffic. The sign politely suggests that if you need a longer embrace, the car park is your stage for emotional theater.

It’s the perfect blend of romance and bureaucracy. Hugging is fine, but only if it’s efficient. Imagine someone with a stopwatch tapping their foot as you whisper sweet farewells. Nothing says “I’ll miss you” quite like rushing your goodbye to avoid a parking violation.