Sarcastic and Clever Signs We Can’t Stop Laughing At

Rules like “no alcohol” and “no smoking” make perfect sense. But then comes the curveball: “NO Penguins.” Suddenly, the mind races with questions. Who tried to bring one in? Was it wearing a tux? Did it misbehave? Somewhere, there’s a story behind this oddly specific restriction.

That’s what makes it so funny—the implication that it happened often enough to need a sign. Maybe the café got tired of waddling troublemakers disrupting dessert. Whatever the reason, penguins have officially joined profanity and nudity on the banned list. Sorry, little guys—you’ll have to eat elsewhere.