#28: Feet Off the Flush
Somewhere along the line, people decided their hands were too precious for toilet buttons and started using their feet instead. Now the café has to beg: “Please do not use your foot to flush our toilets.” Imagine the staff discovering shoe prints where they definitely shouldn’t be.

It’s peak public restroom chaos—people trying to avoid germs by creating a whole new problem. Sure, nobody wants mystery bacteria on their fingers, but stomping on the flush handle isn’t exactly sanitary either. At this point, maybe we should just let the toilets unionize and demand hazard pay.
