Sarcastic and Clever Signs We Can’t Stop Laughing At

This house doesn’t bother with “beware of dog” or “property under surveillance.” Instead, it skips straight to the punchline: burglars, bring ID so next of kin can be notified. It’s part threat, part customer service announcement, and all-around terrifying in the funniest possible way.

The message is crystal clear—try your luck here, and you won’t be walking out. It’s equal parts bold confidence and dark humor, the kind that makes would-be thieves think twice. When the welcome mat basically doubles as a warning label, you know this isn’t a house to mess with.