Sarcastic and Clever Signs We Can’t Stop Laughing At

At first glance, the idea of dropping into fresh snow to make an angel seems magical. But in a dog park? That’s not snow—it’s a minefield. Not every pup owner is diligent with cleanup, which means your winter wonderland could turn into a very unpleasant surprise.

The sign is blunt but accurate: some risks just aren’t worth taking. Stick to open fields, backyards, or anywhere that isn’t a designated dog bathroom. Otherwise, your snow angel won’t be heavenly—it’ll be downright filthy, and probably memorable for all the wrong reasons.