#39: Watch Out for Wandering Tourists
Regular crosswalk signs are simple: pedestrians ahead. This one, however, tells the truth—expect “slow, lost, confused tourists crossing.” Anyone who’s driven through a tourist-heavy area knows the struggle. People stop in the middle of the street, stare at maps, or suddenly dart toward something “worth a photo.”

It’s hilarious because it’s painfully accurate. Locals already know to drive cautiously, but the sign makes it official: tourists are basically wild animals in the crosswalk. The honesty makes it more effective than any standard warning, and at least it gives everyone a good laugh while waiting.
