#5: A Gusty Kilt Warning
Only in Scotland would you find a road sign that doubles as a modesty reminder. The message is simple: if the wind picks up past 25 mph, kilt-wearers should layer up underneath. Otherwise, your “Scottish pride” might end up on full public display, whether you intended it or not.

It’s equal parts practical safety advice and cheeky humor. Kilts look fantastic on a calm day, but one gust too many and suddenly you’re starring in your own Marilyn Monroe moment. Lesson learned: when the forecast calls for strong winds, underwear isn’t optional—it’s essential survival gear.
