#8: Keep Your Cash Dry, Please
This Louisiana shop has had enough of swampy dollar bills. Their handwritten sign spells it out: no money from your bra, no money from your sock. The summer heat is already brutal—nobody behind the counter wants to touch your damp, body-temperature currency. Fair enough, really.
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It’s both hilarious and horrifying to imagine. The poor cashier, forced to handle bills that smell like sweat and regret, finally snapped. The note is polite, ending with “thank y’all,” but the message is crystal clear: if your cash is marinated, it’s not welcome here. Use a wallet, people.
